If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!

John Waters
If you go home with somebody, and they don't have...
If you go home with somebody, and they don't have...
If you go home with somebody, and they don't have...
If you go home with somebody, and they don't have...
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This is a little-used piece of advice, but it's very good. If you go home with somebody and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em! Although I can't speak for my fellow bookworms, I have a feeling that if you've been going out to the same place with someone for a while and they never have books, chances are you should probably cut it off.

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